all those years of training       and i still don't know       what to write.       do i tell you about being        born in virginia and moving        to the dominican republic        when I was 3?        or about the time i went        to mexico to photograph        chichen itza and had        to run furiously through        the jungle to escape        two men with machetes?        do you even care that        I can speak 5 languages        and have two degrees?        probably not.       because if nothing i do       moves you then who cares.